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This is a link post Yeah, its a pearoast, so kill me I made this!
I have been working bloody hard on my daily movie reviews, and would love more readers than the embarassing FIVE I have now, so thought some of you guys would enjoy it.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post for a popular site i don´t think a blogger site is gonna help
create a proper one and go from there

but slating LOTR films on the first page isn´t going to win any fans.
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Conclusive reasons the LOTR films will always be better than the books:
1. No Poetry
2. No Tom Bombadil
3. Gay hobbit subtext
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post LOTR books/films and Star wars films

2nd one was the best :)


edit: oh, and godfather
 (Montyphuq, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Swap Two Towers for Terminator
and I'll agree.

Summary of the Two Towers:
Frodo and Sam put one foot in front of the other.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Its the broad sweep of two towers, like Godfather 2

a bit more like strategy than fps I suppose:)

personal taste heh
 (Montyphuq, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Summary of Star Wars:
Darth Vader is born, then he dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
I'm not much of a Star Wars fan, but Darth Vader is not born in Star Wars; he's born in that horrific plug-on that's made many many years later by a man who no longer possesses artistic drive.

Sure, I know originally they wanted I-III and to show his rise to power, etc., but come on! Anakin, Ana-fucking-kin the sickeningly fluffy perfect son? Fuck off.

(Neither Eff-offs are directed at your person so much as the situation at hand!)
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, revised summary then:
Darth Vader dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Better!
And it only took three films to do it!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Summary of Star Wars
Luke saves the Rebels.

Summary of ESB:
The Empire hand the Rebel's arses to them on a plate.

Summary of RotJ:
Meh.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like films where nothing happens at all.
Some by Antonioni or Van Sant for example.
Zabriskie Point is a good example. Some people wander round a beautiful desert for a couple of hours, then this!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad thing is he's right
As the reviews say, Fellowship was a damned good film because it kept it's focus on the characters.

Two Towers and Return were boring because they ditched that and instead it was all about how many orcs you could put on screen at once.

The fact that Return won the Oscars is nothing short of a travesty, as Fellowship is a far superior film.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Thankyou
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post If I had the money...
...I would start my own site, but my university module on online journalism has us writing a blog, so I thought sod it, film reviews.
LOTR is on the first page coz its in chronological order.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post LOTR trilogy wasn't THAT good though
I haven't read the books but even i found the movie trilogy to be boringly predictable... "oh look, those hobbits have spent the whole movie trying to win favour with the tree men... i wonder if anything will come from their endeavours? *sarcasm*"

Also, the whole trilogy seems to follow the following formula:

10 - Journey towards X
20 - Meet Y on the way
30 - If Y == good then Y = friend
40 - If Y == evil then run else if friends (are greater than) 6ft then fight
50 - goto 10

My personal opinion is that the LOTR trilogy, along with other modern (near) shite fests such as Ironman, is included into a group of special fx driven movies where the fans of the literary originals are mesmerised by all the shineyness of the FX, and the quality of the original paper versions, into thinking they're amazing - like they're viewing it through "LOTR" or "Ironman" tinted glasses... and just like the Ironman fans - they start to cry when any of this is pointed out to them.

Boo fuckin hoo
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You should meet mr.dogshit from the thread above,
you two have a lot in common.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
i accidentally double posted, but deleted the other one about 20 minutes ago... is it still there for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It was when I posted it.
You dreadful ninja person.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:54, Reply)