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This is a normal post Summary of Star Wars:
Darth Vader is born, then he dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
I'm not much of a Star Wars fan, but Darth Vader is not born in Star Wars; he's born in that horrific plug-on that's made many many years later by a man who no longer possesses artistic drive.

Sure, I know originally they wanted I-III and to show his rise to power, etc., but come on! Anakin, Ana-fucking-kin the sickeningly fluffy perfect son? Fuck off.

(Neither Eff-offs are directed at your person so much as the situation at hand!)
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, revised summary then:
Darth Vader dies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Better!
And it only took three films to do it!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Summary of Star Wars
Luke saves the Rebels.

Summary of ESB:
The Empire hand the Rebel's arses to them on a plate.

Summary of RotJ:
Meh.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like films where nothing happens at all.
Some by Antonioni or Van Sant for example.
Zabriskie Point is a good example. Some people wander round a beautiful desert for a couple of hours, then this!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)