I like the idea of litraly drawing a line..
you hear about the wrench incident
march down to the UN, and in a very paternal manner, berate them all with
"Now look, you clearly cant be trusted with these, come on, hand them over.. yes you as well isreal, i can see youve got them hidden behind your back.. right... thankyou.. you'll get these back when you've poven you can look after them, for now I'm locking them in the shed..."
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Jorvic, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:34,
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May 22, 2009, Scarborough. UK
A shedload of nuclear weapons melted a hole 3 miles down to the Earth's core after a cat chased a squirrel in through a hole in the roof and knocked all the cores out into a wheelbarrow that had some old onions in it.
Thankfully, a couple of tons of concrete and some decking later, the hole was filled in and covered nicely.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:45,
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