an oldie but a goldie...
...by the way, my new 'modern life is crap and everyones an idiot' thing what gets on my nerves is why people never remember and tell jokes any more, they go "oh, here's a good one" and then take out their phone and read it out in a really stilted way.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:18,
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mate in the pub the other day
"Did I send you that joke?"
"which one?"
"That one about so and so and the thing"
"I don't think so"
"Yeah, that one... so... (proceeds to tell me half the joke, badly)... tell you what I'll send it now."
*five minutes prannying around*
"You got it yet?"
"yes"
"s'good that one"
"yes"
*sigh*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:23,
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