Listen, it's all gone strange while you've been gone
We have had a wedding in Downing street garden between the leaders of the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats. They now share the seat of power by Nick Clegg sitting on David Camerons lap (while Cameron grabs his boob).
Also, John Prescott has been made a LORD and so has Floella Benjamin from Playschool (well, Baroness).
When you get back, you're going to just see the end of the Olympics closing ceremony and it'll be like 28 days later with one of the official mascots being patient zero.
But, don't worry too much. Liverpool have kept their promise not to win anything until after you get back so you don't miss it :)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 5:15,
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now that's not fair
they might win the unibond league in a few years ;)
(, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 8:21, Reply)