
bite and sting.
Oh and piss off people who don't like being bit or stung...
( , Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)

although at least that's their purpose. midges are a pisstake - their only role in life is to piss everyone else off - it's basically the miniature version of jeremy kyle.
insects - bunch of wankers.
( , Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Got me on the lip I felt like I was in a pixar film as I saw it come dead at me.

( , Mon 19 Jul 2010, 4:46, Reply)

(with none of the expense!)
( , Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)