He bought the wrong one
He should have got the immortality potion she was punting in '05, then it would have really been "Raoul Moat Forever", and ever and ever.
At least that would have brought a smile to Gazza's face, when Roaul arose from the grave and hounded his ex-missus to the ends of the earth.
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flapmeister knows where your mum lives, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 9:39,
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