
"Hello, I've got something very small I'm trying to compensate for by posting a video in a sanitized environment to assert that if there were real bad guys out there I wouldn't be the first to die because my cover and concealment are the lamest of the lame."
( , Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:27, Reply)

That with the snake supports your hypothesis
( , Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Just so he has something good enough to masturbate to.
"Porn is just so... Lacking. It is lacking me. If I was in it it would be much better. In fact, let's just cut you ladies out of the shot. And add guns. And some face paint. Yeah, that's it. Now watch me fucking squat like I'm shitting whilst wearing a snake" IMEANWATHEFUCK
( , Sat 28 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)