Maybe this should be an advert for the ills of drinking Smirnoff Ice.
As well as:
1. Having to drink something that tastes like pop because your palate is not developed enough to drink alcohol, meaning you probably shouldn't be drinking at all.
2. Being but two drinks away from glassing somebody in a bar because they have "a mouthy girlfriend", whether they exist or not.
3. Not remembering/knowing what Metz is, or why Smirnoff Ice is but a piss-poor facsimile of this.
4. Being "Rapey" Jack Tweed.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:31, Share, Reply)