*Click* BTW, if Cyriak has a farm, I suspect Alan Partridge may have formed his views there...
"I've seen the big-eard boys on farms... you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they have got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small."
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timothycrippins, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 17:18,
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