
Having trouble with the neighbours. They're complaining about my Leylandii. I set the butler on them - he used to be a toe-rag when he was younger.
That's the last time the St John Smythes turn me to the gin!
( , Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

the whole village is talking about you, you are lowering the tone of our community somewhat rather eh!
*replaces monocle*
( , Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Don't you waggle your tweed-clad arm in my direction, you social climber!
Bally cheek of it!
( , Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)