Cracked's top 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys
A seal named Ronald.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:31,
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Hahaha!
What makes me laugh is I've toyed with most of those at some point in my life*, so not that disturbed here really...
(*worked in a sex shop, frequented the BDSM scene)
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..wil, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:40,
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Haha :D
Must be oddly awesome working in a sex shop.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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Did you get any great excuses from embarrassed customers?
"Yeah, it's not for me, it's just for the wife."
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Ah yes, a classic Cracked article
Just out of interest, has anyone actually tried any of these gadgets and were they any good?
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and to think I nearly went the whole day without seeing a 'peehole stuffer'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 15:50,
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or a fisting mitten!
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 16:38,
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It might be Cracked's top 25, but...
I think I found a completely new top 50 after browsing the rest of that site that came up yesterday (very very NSFW, and may induce prolonged periods of vomitting).
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Your link doesn't work.
I was just taking a look and the inflatable sheep costume is fantastic!
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:07,
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"It's hard to cum when masturbating to this"
Comment of the year.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 18:13,
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That is fantastic.
Also, link fixed. ta for heads up (EDIT: I had forgotten how good the B3TA 404 page was, so wasn't all bad eh!)
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