*googles pampas grass*
Really? Ahahaha!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:11,
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This is no lie:
I (and my housemates) had no idea what pampas grass means and had a big bush of the stuff growing outside our rented house. It was there when we moved in and we were the first student tenants to occupy the place after it had been sold on by the previous occupants.
On no fewer than six occasions I answered the doorbell to find either a middle aged man or a middle aged couple standing outside carrying booze. One pair even had a massive suitcase with them. They all seemed very disappointed to discover that the occupants were students who weren't having a 'party' at that time (3rd year & MA = busy, busy, busy). We were all at a loss as to how to explain this phenomenon.
Moral of the story: remove the pampas grass when you move into a new place.
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Ah ha ha! Quality!
As far as I'm aware there isn't a gay equivalent.
("Pansies" Quiet you).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:01,
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May I suggest the Aristolochia gigantea?
AKA the "Brazilian Dutchman's Pipe"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristolochia_gigantea
Aside from the amusing name it also looks like a well caned scrotum.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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AH HA HAHAHAHA! I have never seen an old man's scrotum, so I can't comment.
....apart from my own, of course.
shit
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:25,
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I have
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:57,
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