I'd love to tell you...
...but sadly someone has locked my bank account, with over £150,000 in it. If you send me £1,500 now I'll be able to release it and pay you back double. And then tell you the joke.
(dysonology"You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Fri 25 Nov 2011, 16:23,
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