This came up on that Twitter.
"man does work experience after 50 years on state benefits"
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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ha ha
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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How about
"And they all said I'd gorn OFF the bally rails!"
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Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:02,
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