
www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/abstinence.html
"During Spring Break, the number one priority for unsaved boys (especially lustful colored and avaricious Jewish ones) is to take home the trophy prized by pagans the world over: the sweet, warm blood of a virgin."
"the importance of using a 120 SPF so they don't wind up so dark folks think you’re about to knock over a Cancun liquor store"
"Of course, Christian females have a hard time understanding the different parts of the slimy abyss between their legs -- in part, because they have been forbidden to look."
if this page isn't a joke I have officially lost my faith in humanity
( , Wed 28 Mar 2007, 20:09, Reply)