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This is a normal post That's a great start.
I really hope that someone does a full length version...
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post So ideas for more?
I vote for it policing his actions in its robo-voice:

Man to chemist: 'Two bottles of weed killer please!'

Glasses: 'Suspected terrorist, alerting thought police now!'
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gets confronted by muggers
Computer attempts to teach its owner kung-fu (Matrix style). Owner gets shit kicked out of him whilst waiting for it to load.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Driving car using the GPS/google maps, sudden blue screen of death obscures vision, hits car in front, gets out and is negotiating with the driver he hit to avoid having to tell his insurance, glasses reboot and announce, 'you have had an accident, contacting your insurers, now.'

*edit* also, won't this be just fine so long as you never interact with another human being in person again, ever?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine lulz
Walks past school/playground. User absently looks in the direction of kids. Message pops up "Email from UK Gov. Title - You've Been Added to Sex Offenders Register".
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And after this, all children on the street are blurred out and have a banner reading "forbidden content" on them.

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, I like the idea of real-life forbidden content, google does have a lot of that,
'This item removed due to a request from Ryan Giggs' when attempting to read a newspaper n such.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Yeh sounds about right these days, btw does anyone else think that robo-voice sounds a bit like the boss off of The It Crowd?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fan, sorry.

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:44, , Reply)