The funniest one was a while back.
'attempted suicide in market deeping. A women drove he car into the river welland, attemting to kill herself' or something like that. It would be great to actually kill herself, really. Driving her car into a 40 foot wide river. Which is only 2 foot deep. The dozy cow sat there for ages, waiting for the car to sink. It was barely over her tyres.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 19:27,
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