"110%"!? You must've gone past 'straight' and slipped into the back of 'Lesbian'.
...and that, your honour, is all the defence wish to say.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:55,
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We're so straight that we have a straightness surplus. That means we can afford to be a bit gay because we've always got plenty of straight in reserve. That's how they explained it to me anyway....
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"They"?
Tell us about them. What else did they tell you was normal?
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:16,
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Oh God
The pamphlets were right. They're so devious, those gays...
(, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I know! Blimey, has all that shouting made you thirsty....here you go...
*proffers drink*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 15:53,
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