Daily Mail link :-(
TC:DR (Trolling Cunts: Didn't Read) Sorry, I'm sure the story is full of heart-warming stuff and not at all car-crash journalism.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:10,
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Surely you are confident enough in your opinions to be able to read something from the opposition.
It is about love found, love lost, and love found again. And a whole lot of jiggling.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:11,
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I don't think the love found, love lost, love found again thing works...
...when the lost love was rediscovered trapped in one of her folds of flab, and surviving on discarded chicken bones.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:20,
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Would it help if I told you that he also found the TV remote?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:21,
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And a Volkswagen
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:27,
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"... and I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE"
(JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:16,
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He is the same weight as one of her legs.
I can't stop the mental image of her lubing him up and using him like a dildo.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:17,
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Like basting a turkey
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:20,
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Ever tried to open up a toasted cheese sandwich?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:23,
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Alright, I know I started it, but that almost had me blow chunks.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:26,
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How to keep Tab off a thread, post this image
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:30,
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That's not Tab in the tuxedo?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:35,
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Me too...
(DeSade- is grannyfappin, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:38,
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Who's
chunks? Is that a nickname?
(social hand grenadeI was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 21:43,
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JOKE STEALER!!
You TERRIBLE joke stealer.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:06,
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I stole your wallet too
Why would you save so many used condoms?
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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Only Troglodyte's dare the love making ritual.
(loci, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 20:51,
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"and although Pauline isn't yet confident enough to buy sexy lingerie, she drapes a nice sheet over her to achieve the same effect in the bedroom"
Fucking hell I'm hard
(Mr Jamie, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 23:55,
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