You agree with Matt then
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 0:37,
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I've only just noticed
something that's obvious: the people in Matt cartoons - presumably the sorts to which Telegraph readers are supposed to relate - are invariably balding pipe-smokers and women in tweed, knee-length skirts.
Such people are, in reality, all reaching the end of their lives. Does this mean that the Telegraph will lose almost all its circulation in the next 10 years or so? How many people under 40 even read other people's copies?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 11:32,
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They also have hideous overbites.
Receding-chinned wankers.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 13:19,
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They'll bring out a trendy "concise" version called "T" or "The 'Graph", and stuff it full of lifestyle bollocks aimed at the 21-35 age group.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:12,
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