Tweets from the washing machine.
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You have to view the conversations, but this is what happens when home appliances respond to tweets about them.
NSFW only due to sweariness.
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Muns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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Haha love it.
Randomly stupid shit is good.
I'm followed by someone called "Little Red Hen" or something. Their schtick seems to be based around changing the word "fuck" for "cluck" in their tweets. Needless to say, their popularity hasn't skyrocketed.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:49,
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Pure gold. I love it!
The Washing Machine @_WashingMachine
FRIDGEFREEZER IS ONE LUCKY FUCKER. SHE'S GOT A VIEW OF THE TV. I WATCHED THE OLYMPICS WHILST "UNLOADING".
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3h The Vacuum Cleaner The Vacuum Cleaner @_vacuumcleaner
@_WashingMachine At least you don't have to deal with the "man of the house" unloading INTO you. I do. It scars me, every time.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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Hahaha! This is FAR funnier than it should be!
"someone needs to turn the fucking washing machine off. every 10 seconds it makes the most annoying bleeps."
"@Wha_The_Duck YOU FUCKING WHAT? BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. ThAT'S RIGHT. FUCK YOU."
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
"Victoria Melhuish ‏@melhuiiish what happens if you put dry clean only stuff in the washing machine?"
"The Washing Machine @_WashingMachine
@melhuiiish I GO FUCKING MENTAL"
(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)