in mandarin the phrase "snug as a spider in a lady's ear" has a much less cumbersome meter
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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"ear" better not be a euphamism
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 17:04,
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