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This is a normal post A friend of mine found out he was American but he didn't own a gun, it was hilarious for the rest of us.

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope someone shot him out of respect.

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately not, the closest local farmer with a permit was about 20 miles away.
We all regret this.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a dog without a bone
*goes back to cleaning assault rifle*
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post pass the gun oil when you are done with it?

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You know it sister. Can't be too prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *waves butter knife in intimidating manner*
I'm british, you don't call that a spoon, mate.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post dont worry bready i got your back
and i am packing some serious cocktail sticks and a microwave egg poacher just in case the zombies are pensioners.

i am there for you dude
*stands pround*
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I have an omelette maker too!!! Not to sure where it came from or who it belongs to!!
It'll fuck up your eggs though, bring it on.

Cheers dude.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You should have learned to defend against an attacker with a banana.

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
But suppose he's got a pointed stick?
(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What other apocalypses have you prepared for?

(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 0:32, Reply)