
the curly wurly is as close to a dental plan that we have here. I can throw a dairy lea triangle in as well if you fancy? full of calcium and the kids love it
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)

in that case, all we need is your name and address to forward your curly wurly and diary lea triangle. Oh, and bank details so we can send you loads of dosh before you start. And a stool sample.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I'll need an extension on the stool sample as I've eaten nothing but corn for weeks. Could you possibly send me these chocolaty treats prior to my sample drop so as to guarantee you a nutritious result.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

"He can't be a murderer, I've known him for years and he hasn't killed me"
edit: sorry, that's posted in the wrong place for some reason, but I think I'll leave it as there's now a bit of comedy menace to it.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)