Start by carpet bombing with cocktail sausages. It will increase your odds of a successful gobble.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:44,
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fair point
i should probably just get a massive blimp and dump tonnes and tonnes of offal over all of london's parks. that would cheer everyone up enormously.
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crab_bloke), Wed 12 Sep 2012, 13:52,
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