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This is a normal post Couldn't you just fuck a Space Hopper?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt mean I was buying it to fuck it ;)
Had a whole better thing planned, and to film.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Marketing pitch somewhere in the 80's*
"Ok, i've got this new product."

"It's a big orange inflatable ball bag with 2 ribbed cocks on it that a lady can use to bounce herself to into D.P joy."

"No?"

"Ok, tell you what. I'll paint a face on it, give it a futuristic name and we can sell it to children"
*drowns in money avalanche*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on I'll ask my Nan.
Yep, she says you can!
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 14:21, , Reply)