Thing I'm working on: The Stig GeneratorI made this!
It is quite ronseal. The generator generates random 'Some say ..' statements, part of which are based on original quotes from Top Gear, part thought up by me.
If anyone can contribute some good ones, I would love to implement them (and give credit ;-))
(c_kickor, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:21,
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Quick, I need a joke about an electron microscope to impress a girl!!!
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:32,
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"perhaps we can find your clitoris with this electron microscope"
(c_kickor, as some people call him, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35,
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I should have warned you, I don't often manage to imress girls.
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:44,
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I've gone with :-
Careful which way you point it, you might de-rez and end up in an electron light cycle. This will not get me sex.
(Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51,
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Hahahahaha!!
It's funny cos it's a Tron reference!!!!
No, probably no sexyteims for you.
Of course, asking her out may work better...
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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Don't tell me,
Too cheesy...
(MrOliis ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:43,
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I've got a 5 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
Any old joke will do after that
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 17:08,
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HEY!
I know what B&Q stands for too!
(Griffin SaverSomething, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51,
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I always zip past that bit on the telly.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:23,
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