Simon Parry is a liar.
Reporter goes to Pyongyang, runs 4 miles in unlit, unsigned, streets to Hotel of Doom, breaks in, takes photos (in the dark), saunters past heavily armed guard, runs 4 miles back, arrives at hotel fresh as a daisy, hides evidence from guide, and the publishes then photos in the Daily Heil.*
Oh wait, none of that happened (and they didn't even publish the alleged photos either).
Lying twunts. More errors listed here.
It's particularly annoying because I've been there and he most definitely hasn't.
*my touch screen thingy corrected Daily Heil to Daily Neil.
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 17:22,
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Of course the daily mail is chock full of lies, I'm amazed that anyone bothers buying the paper.
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Haha, how the hell do they get away with it?
This is the sort of shit that a 12-year-old would write if they had to come up with an adventure/spy story.
How did he get past those 3 guard posts before entering the hotel? Just ran past them? Haha, cunt.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:13,
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A story falling neatly into racial stereotypes
and a blinkered and overly credulous readership.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:34,
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