Typical scouse.
Anything more 'fancy' than faggots & smash and she's culinarily overwhelmed.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:27,
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"faggots & smash"
sounds like you and miranda on a night out
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:28,
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Correction:
Sounds like Miranda & I have finally got a name good enough for our urban dubstep project.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:37,
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Dubstep is worse than Herbs semolina
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:41,
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In that case
you would think tinned semolina and 5% 'real fruit' jam would be right up my alley.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:29,
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it's supposed to go in your mouth
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LP, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:30,
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i've certainly heard that's what your alley looks like
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:31,
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Mind, "alley" makes it almost sounds bijou.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:38,
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10foot though,
not 4foot
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 22:35,
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Only that one time you smashed my back doors in
but we promised never to talk about that again. It hurt.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:39,
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