hahaha.
I used to work with a girl who burned her tit by trying to iron a minor crease out of her top while wearing it. she also didn't believe me when I told her it was unrealistic to think she could get to a party in Ipswich by 7pm after work (in London).
'No, my mate said it shouldn't take me more than 30 minutes'
'Well your mate's very wrong'
'No I don't think so, are you sure it's that far?'
'For God's sake, I'm 35 years old - I know where Ipswich is and it's bloody miles away'
'Maybe there's more than one?'...etc
This went on for about ten minutes before she suddenly said 'Oh hang on, do I mean Islington?'
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:34,
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