Please tell me your favourite peanut themed joke.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:48,
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Two peanuts were walking down an alley.
One was a salted.
THIS JOKE IS AWESOME WITH PEANUTS!!
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:50,
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A man got a peanut stuck in his ear so his wife poured some melted chocolate in.
Came out a treat.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:53,
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An icecream man was recently found dead in his van.
Apparently he was covered in hundreds and thousands and crushed PEANUTS and strawberry sauce.
Police think he topped himself.
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 13:40,
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