Terrible. But this is now what'll happen
SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
FFS America! Why do you keep shooting each other? Ban guns!
DUMB AMERICANS:
It's not guns that kill people, it's people that kill people.
SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
Yes, with fucking guns!
DUMB AMERICANS:
But if guns weren't here, maniacs would only go out and use something else to kill people. Like a knife.
SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
And don't you think it'd be easier to disarm a man with a knife than a man with a gun?
DUMB AMERICANS:
Umm...maybe...but if the government takes all our guns away, we'll be burgled and raped 24/7!
SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
We're not.
DUMB AMERICANS:
What do you mean?
SENSIBLE PEOPLE:
Here in the UK. Guns are banned and hardly anyone gets burhgled or raped or murdered. Explain that.
DUMB AMERICANS:
No time, I'm off to buy junior a Smith & Wesson to take to school tomorrow. Yee-haw!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2012, 19:24, Reply)
The confusing part?
CANADIANS:
It's not the guns...we've got them. We just don't shoot each other.
SWISS:
Same here.
UK:
*runs off with your bike and wallet*
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