I fucking HATE jamie oliver.
Hes on telly now doing a xmas cooking show & his great showbiz mate dexter 'cunt' fletcher has turned up going on & on about booze n poker.
Fat tongue is now pretending to be a chirpy cockney, in fact hes just a BASTARD.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:55,
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Kick the telly as hard as you can
and shout CUNT! as you do it. The end.
(BumCoffeePortrait videographer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:57,
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I would dearly love to kick him in the gob and shout CUNT!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:01,
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Turn it off/ over then, you fucking tit
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:59,
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I can't, someone else's telly & they are watching it, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:03,
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whats stopping you ?
i dont recall you being this polite or shareing in the past? is pissflaps on a promise or something ?
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:08,
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Encouraging such violence.
Shame you Brits are such a violent society.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:11,
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yes go and smoke youir own lot
we dead hard over here. we can even win fights with out guns and things
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:13,
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We would just prefer not to fight.
Sometimes you need a little deterrent for those that think that fighting makes you a man.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:15,
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are calling us brits chickens?
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:21,
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No, just a touch violent.
"we dead hard over here. we can even win fights with out guns and things"
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:26,
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are you calling us brits out ?>
are you ? cos if you are you better remember what happend last time we had fight and if you cant remmeber that we can certainly do it again *t&c's
*all plane fares to be paid upfront to us here in the uk we have all freakuent flyer miles added to our account i want an aisle seat
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30,
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What are you on about?
b3ta.com/links/910089
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:42,
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Are you around Jamie Oliver's house?
(BumCoffeePortrait videographer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:09,
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no he is a pissflaps with i asume 2 arms and 2 legs like every one else though sadly lacking the care and compasion
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:11,
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people invite you over to their house?
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:15,
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Well I don't think I will be getting invited back here anytime soon.
I tried getting her pissed & fruity but she isn't having it.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:21,
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awww.. :(
well don't smash her tv in (or set her on fire) maybe she will change her mind.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:24,
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How can one have sexy tiems without a little fire?
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30,
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you could always resort to
the chloroform... at least that way you can change the channel.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30,
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& then smash her back doors in.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:39,
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whatever floats your boat i suppose...
but you might be jeopardizing your free wifi (as by 'she' i assume you finally duped the old lady next door to let you in)
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:50,
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Unfortunately that selfish bitch died.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:53,
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Never stopped Norman Bates...
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:57,
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aahhh! i see. it all makes sense now...
you are seeking wifi elsewhere.. thus getting tortured with jamie oliver.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:58,
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have you tried
standing on her foot?
(LP, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:41,
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Last time I did that there was all kinds of bother.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:56,
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No set fire to the person watching telly and film in portrait mode then upload it and start a flame war over the fact that you filmed some one getting deaded by fire or badly scarred and in the wrong aspect aswell.
that will teach them