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I've been interested in the idea of getting my own food from nature recently (Chestnut collecting, fishing etc), and have been having a look online how to get your own razor clams from a UK beach (If anyone knows a good UK location south of london, please share).

Razor clams look like penises. I'm going to prank a friend and get them to sit on a beach and then watch them get buggered by a razor clam. That'll learn 'em.
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is why I love the internet. Prior to the www I'd NEVER have found out about salt-induced beach-knobs. *clicks in silent awe*
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This is a normal post I've seen razor clams in fishmongers many times...
..But I didn't know they live in a wild phallic state.
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This is a normal post razor clams
Go to Muddyford and you will get some. Alternately somewhere flat and sandy will do.
 (Turbo Blackbeard And then squirry the squirrel went nee nee nee nee, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:24, Reply)