
the government pipes calming background music into all the streets to prevent the savage natives from killing each other.
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 6:20, Reply)

The country voted some years ago to have its own original sound track. Cloggytrax vols 1 to 20 are not available in any record shop.
Less successful was the attempt to have all fashion sourced from one designer and the hairstyles from another. This simply led to a run of mullets, denim and flourescent tshirts.
On a happier note the twenty people injured report has been reduced to one requiring hospital treatment.
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 7:45, Reply)

on their big toes in awe.
Trufax.
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 8:39, Reply)

You can't see that bridge from the Belgian rape cafés.
And
that
would
happen
in
Holland
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 12:55, Reply)

Again? the people of Alphen must be getting really pissed off with all these crane accidents!
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 2:43, Reply)

Then turns back thinking "Gotta put this on YouTube though...".
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 14:51, Reply)

Who the hell thought that would ever be stable?
And you'd think with all the canals they'd have barge cranes, not drive road cranes onto barges!
( , Tue 4 Aug 2015, 14:54, Reply)