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This is a link post Everybody Hates Piers Morgan
^that
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh!
Satisfying...yet also compounds the irritation.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye.
Would have an awful lot more impact if it didn't feature such no marks as Jim Jeffries, Chelsea Handler and Alex fucking Jones. Jesus, if Jones disagrees with you Prufrock's Law asserts that there is a 99% chance you're in the right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Prufock's Law is good
As far as it goes - but when two idiots debate, two wrongs clearly do not make a right.
I am struggling for the right analogy here: Having a boxing match against a 99 year old granny is probably winnable, but you still should not step through the ropes.
Something something pigs, mud, enjoyment - I might be onto something - when two furrys fuck, don't subscribe to their snapchat.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The infuriating thing about Moron
is that he's not actually stupid. Just an utter, utter cunt. But I guiltily enjoyed his take down of Emma Twatson in the Daily Heil today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish I had a skin as thick as him
or Katie Hopkins. I do hate him I really, really hate him. And he welcomes the hate. This is the end game of Malcolm McLaren's approach - the fuckers are monetising our loathing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not stupid no,
but he's certainly not nearly as clever as he thinks he is.
Then again, neither is Emma Watson.

I hope they both go away quietly, but I know they won't.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post True.
He is an arch and perceptive cynic, and clever enough to make a lot of money out of that. There must be some charm or charisma there too (behind the scenes), otherwise his success as a variety act wouldn't be possible.

Little Emma is not a great actor or particularly attractive. But she got a degree from a good university and makes the right noises. Thus this young little airhead has been elevated to the status of a sage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think she's quite pretty.
She also acted the precocious goody toe-shoes little girl pretty well, presumably because she was exactly that in real life.

But other than that she should fuck off.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The kindest I can be about her appearance is that
she is handsome. That adjective is usually applied to males. She doesn't have a feminine face in my eyes. It doesn't mean she's unattractive per se. I fancy Cate Blanchett, she's handsome. Some people think Tilda Swinton is attractive. She's borderline handsome, but the wrong side of the border IMO. The faked, but so close to the truth it might as well have been true, Richard Dawkins comparison to her rings so true. And now, this gobshite multimillionaire child starts telling me she knows the solution to intergender sociopolitics. She can fuck right off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post the term you search for is
jolie laide. Untranslatable french for ugly/beautiful woman. There's another good one about monkey faces.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Comme toujours, tu as tort.
It is, evidentially, easily translatable. The stylistics of said translation are open to only very limited debate. It's hardly nuanced.
I have a degree in French, and have lived and worked in France.
It is you, that is the monkey face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Alas my typing lacks the nuance of your degree in crapaud- what *were* you thinking?
I hope it was French plus something like politics, economics or possibly cunnilingus. Whay is the monkey beatury expression again. I do enjoy jolie laide.
edit: and that's vous until you've bought me a cavlados or passed a spliff on hanging bivouac.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Er...
This is adieu mate. Over and out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 7 Mar 2017, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Tilda
and just in case you were not aware of her early work
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymu_ogcXigg
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 8 Mar 2017, 8:40, Reply)