Fake arse
Charlie stashed in sham cheeks.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 9:09,
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My head voice reading this out is very Father Ted
"that's a FAKE ARSE!"
... No estimate was given as to the drug’s street value or how police discovered the case....
I recon an officer felt up what he thought was a particularly peachy bum and then found his fingers were feeling something not quite right. More gakky than bummy.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 9:30,
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Colombian butt-lift?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 17:45,
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Usually it's the suitcase that has a false bottom
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 9:33,
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