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This is a link post Late this afternoon, my whole office was shaken by this.
It is definitely the most exciting day I've ever had at the office.

Edit: Probably not actually very interesting if you're not me.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you burn your fingers on the fuse?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol...
There was a very loud bang accompanying a mild earthquake, and everyone stood up looking round, silently asking "what the FUCK was that?"

I wondered aloud if the backroom's roof had caved in or something, and at that suggestion about half the office staff simultaneously donned their coats and got the fuck out of dodge.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like you're having a Russia moment with all their meteors.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post but on a more British scale.
They don't know the cause of the explosion yet, but I'll bet it was Brexit.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obv. And Trump

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heheheheh....
his name sounds like farts.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer, "I'll be back in a minute. I need to take a Trump."
Make sure you light a match after.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a Ukrainian moment with all their Russian mortars.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 15 Feb 2017, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a Yemini moment with all their US drones

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Police are keeping an open mind,
but think it was probably a meth lab.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah seems possible...
Some people are missing, so either they're under that rubble or they did one.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could be cannabis
Theres a trend at the moment to use butane to extract all the goodness out of the plant and concentrate it.

But sploady though
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know they call it butane
because they extract it from people butts?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 15 Feb 2017, 11:44, , Reply)