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Perhaps he uses a step ladder.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 22:45,
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I used to work with someone who would say "Nose to nose, your toes are in it. Toes to toes, your nose is in it."
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:59,
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