Sentient Bathroom
I made this!
When you're not there, your bathroom comes alive!
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crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 15:30,
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A bathroom that has the memory of a goldfish...
How did it forget the spider in the first place?
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Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:01,
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The bathroom is a cretin
Especially wilhelmina peppermunt
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crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:44,
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Talking of spiders... I found a woudlouse spider in our sink this morning. Have you seen the size of the teefs on those things?

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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:04,
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Holy shit!
It looks almost exactly like my penis
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crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:45,
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Oh. Erm. I have some bad news.
I might have squashed your penis and put it in the bin. Sorry about that.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 20 May 2016, 18:51,
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amazing Domestos cameo
Normally, it would be considered product placement but here it's an integral part of your docusoap - the way it was just sitting there on the shelf brooding about ethnic cleansing.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 20 May 2016, 17:13,
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It will not rest
Until it has killed everyone and everything. Dead.
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crab_bloke), Fri 20 May 2016, 18:48,
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