Souped-up seasonal sweary prize puzzle
I made this!
▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ CRUDE CRYPTIC X:
▕▊▕▊▕▊▕ BIG HARD XMAS
▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ BASTARD
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▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ WIN A FILTHY THREESOME!
The first correct solution to this jumbo Christmas puzzle pulled from the hat on 26th January 2018 will find an unusually engorged package heading for their letterbox - a trio of tomes tackling the topic of lewd language from, variously, a visceral, literate and scientific perspective:
1. "Roger's Profanisaurus - The Magna Farta" by Viz
2. "Language! 500 Years of the Vulgar Tongue" by Jonathon Green
3. "What the F - What Swearing Reveals About Our Language, Our Brains and Ourselves" by Benjamin Bergen
So, while the sprouts are repeating on you on Christmas Day, why not adjourn to the shitter and get stuck in.
Link above fetches landscape A3 JPG. You can also download in the following formats:
PDF (2-pages A4 portrait): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1Atz8hp24ALVtQQr7uIEkbRPgiDtOHAdz
PUZ (Across Lite interactive format): https://drive.google.com/open?id=14xBuept7sGlwhfc_1ly9B69S7rD8q0ky
Closing date is 26 Jan. Submission instructions are on the JPG/PDF.
Enjoy. And don't forget there's still a day to get your entries in for number 9 - see www.b3ta.com/links/1470337.
(, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 9:15, Reply)
\o/
That ought to keep me out of trouble. At least until my better half catches me struggling with your massive head-fucker anyway.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 14:38,
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Thank you and Happy Christmas to you
Even though I never managed to complete them after the first one.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 22 Dec 2017, 19:18,
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