Turns out I had a Cockchafer last night :-)
Googled "may bug" after one flew in and was rewarded with a highly amusing Wikipedia article. Extra points given for getting the words "slender, shorter, knob, end, forest" into the same sentence.
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too bad that Cockchafer didn't gobble up that slender, shorter end of your knob right up to your hairy forest
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 10:32,
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So you had a cockchaffer last night
Did you forget to take her tights offoff or did youyou like getting kicked in the back on every thrust
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 8 Jun 2016, 18:18,
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