Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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Ha ha poo poo storyNot me, but a mate of a mate ...
had a summer job as inspector of the public toilets. He saw some pretty eye-opening stuff, but nothing weirder than in this beachfront bog, where some depraved mutant had:
laid a perfect sausage-shaped log in the middle of the floor;
pushed two bolts into either end;
and stuck a row of seagull feathers along the top.
(, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:14, 3 replies)
What makes it weirder is there is no way of knowing if this was just the work of one person, or if another depraved mutant had walked in to find it and decided to improve on it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 10:40,
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Probably the council 'beautifying facilities'It'll have cost £300 quid if so.
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Muns, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 15:09,
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YeahSorry about that.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 21:53, closed)
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