
Ever dropped somebody in the shit? Ever been the one in the shit? Whether by accident for through being a terrible snitchy grass, tell us all.
( , Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:08)
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No particular reason, I'm just not very fond of it. So when me and a group of classmates were eating lunch in the canteen of Essex University (we were on a school trip there) I had eaten my panini and left the side salad alone. As Mr D our physics teacher strolled up I, quick as a flash, shovelled the spare salad from my plate onto my friend Dan's (clean) plate while his back was turned.
Mr D: "Dan, you should really learn to eat your salad like MatJ has".
Dan: "But... but... but..."
(Mr D strolls off again)
Dan: "You bastard"
To my shame, we were both 18 at the time.
( , Sun 21 Oct 2012, 20:17, 1 reply)
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