Getting other people into troubleEver dropped somebody in the shit? Ever been the one in the shit? Whether by accident for through being a terrible snitchy grass, tell us all.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:08)
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MASSIVE DRUGS LOLSWe were all smoking quite a lot of cannabis in those days. A group of about 8 of us, and he wanted to become a naval officer. He was keen, but he also liked smoking cannabis, which, as eny fule no, does not mix with a career in the military.
So when he finally got his offer of an interview for six months hence, he vowed to us all that he was going to get his shit together.
After this smoke.
And maybe another toke.
Who's hungry?
One more toke, then that's it - the straight and narrow for him from then on.
On the day of the interview, we put him onto the train stoned off his gourd, where, we assured him, he'd straighten out during the three-hour journey.
He walked in to a panel of 10 officers featuring various amounts of fruit salad on their tits, and was invited to sit in the small seat in the middle of the room.
The first question was "What do you think the Prime Minister should do to increase relations with the president of (whatever bumblefuck country it was)?"
He stood up, apologized in the vague manner of the stoner he was, instructed them that he was wasting their time and his, and walked out.
Epilogue:
He's now done two tours of Iraq as a commissioned officer in the army, and I believe is about to be promoted to Colonel.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 17:32,
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Epilogue: you are a fuckiung helmet(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 17:51,
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Epilogue:You are an unfunny nob and so is your dog.
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Smoking cannabis doesn't mix with a career in the military?
Heh. I've got some bad news for you . . .
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To be fairIt doesn't mix well with joining the forces, as they drug test you. After that you can fill your boots, with all that Afghan kush.
(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 9:49, closed)
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