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All parents lie to their kids. How did your parents lie to you. Perhaps you yourself are a parent and lie to your children, tell us about that too.

(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:24)
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My Mum told
me that if someone made fun of me at school I should just ignore them and eventually they'd go away. This is exactly the kind of attitude that has led to the current situation with North Korea.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 18:15, 12 replies)
This doesn't make sense.
North Korea haven't just ignored them. They've built a massive army and nuclear arsenal.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 19:06, closed)
In this scenario
North Korea are the aggressive ones who we've been trying to ignore.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:28, closed)
It still doesn't make sense.
There have been those 11 years of gradually increasing sanctions.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:41, closed)
Nothing I say
survives close scrutiny.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:31, closed)
This satire is worthy of the great Bill Hicks!

(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 20:11, closed)
Oh, I thought it was a Stewart Lee quote
You know, how he does his material, you've seen them, the Stewart Lee routines
Where he puts pauses
in the middle of sentences
in order to heighten

the comedic


(Long pause)



effect, everybody.

(20 second silence)

Single sentence harking back to an anecdote from one hour ago.

Pretend annoyance that the laughter wasn't quick or loud enough.

"Explanation" that that was a callback, and half of the audience are too asleep to realise it.

The latter then dragged out for the next 20 minutes in order to fill some time up.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:13, closed)
It's all been downhill
since fist of fun.
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:30, closed)
What do you think about the French, Jeremy?

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 7:26, closed)
Is that sarcasm?
Are you being sarcastic at me?
(, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:31, closed)
Bill Hicks was an unfunny wanker with a terrible haircut.
The only time he made me laugh was when I heard he was dead.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 7:25, closed)
But he did smoke on stage.
Everyone know smokers are cool.
(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:32, closed)
He was just so clever and edgy!

(, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 13:55, closed)

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