My Mum told
me that if someone made fun of me at school I should just ignore them and eventually they'd go away. This is exactly the kind of attitude that has led to the current situation with North Korea.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 Aug 2017, 18:15, 12 replies)

This doesn't make sense.
North Korea haven't just ignored them. They've built a massive army and nuclear arsenal.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 19:06, closed)

In this scenario
North Korea are the aggressive ones who we've been trying to ignore.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:28, closed)

It still doesn't make sense.
There have been those 11 years of gradually increasing sanctions.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:41, closed)

Nothing I say
survives close scrutiny.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:31, closed)

This satire is worthy of the great Bill Hicks!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 20:11, closed)

Oh, I thought it was a Stewart Lee quote
You know, how he does his material, you've seen them, the Stewart Lee routines
Where he puts pauses
in the middle of sentences
in order to heighten

the comedic

effect.

(Long pause)

The

comedic

effect, everybody.

(20 second silence)

Single sentence harking back to an anecdote from one hour ago.

Pretend annoyance that the laughter wasn't quick or loud enough.

"Explanation" that that was a callback, and half of the audience are too asleep to realise it.

The latter then dragged out for the next 20 minutes in order to fill some time up.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Aug 2017, 21:13, closed)

It's all been downhill
since fist of fun.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:30, closed)

What do you think about the French, Jeremy?

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 7:26, closed)

Is that sarcasm?
Are you being sarcastic at me?
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Fri 11 Aug 2017, 22:31, closed)

Bill Hicks was an unfunny wanker with a terrible haircut.
The only time he made me laugh was when I heard he was dead.
(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 7:25, closed)

But he did smoke on stage.
Everyone know smokers are cool.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 12 Aug 2017, 10:32, closed)

He was just so clever and edgy!

(dozers You big spazzer!, Sat 12 Aug 2017, 13:55, closed)