Lies Your Parents Told You IIAll parents lie to their kids. How did your parents lie to you. Perhaps you yourself are a parent and lie to your children, tell us about that too.
(, Thu 10 Aug 2017, 12:24)
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They Dwell in the DarkFor years my sweet mother keep me in pant-wetting fear of The Beasts That Dwell Below.
These monstrous animals, they came out of night from their dirty, labyrinthine lairs: hairy horrors, they had massive, beastly ears and huge, leaping limbs and evil, glowing eyes and two HUGE TEETH better to eat LITTLE BOYS!
Aaaaaaa!
Apparently this description was missing a few key factors, but mummy dearest decided they were too funny to correct; that they were a) small, b) vegetarian and c) cute.
Yep. Bunny rabbits. Thanks mum.
The truth might never have been uncovered, had my primary school teacher not - in all her innocence - told me that I was such a good little boy, she'd let me play with her bunny.
Apparently, she'd never seen such undiluted terror on an infant, and it took her 3 hours to coax my trembling, urine soaked self out from behind stationary cupboard - much to the unkind amusement of the rest of the class, I might add.
Yeah, my mum defo made me gay.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:35, 10 replies)
did she let you watch watership down?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:19,
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*shudder* That thing is pretty traumatic, even once free of bunny-phobia.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:44, closed)
it's horrific (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 15:20,
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Jesus, Watership DownThat must have psychologically damaged so many kids. What were they thinking?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 23 Aug 2017, 22:19,
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Let's traumatize kids, probably (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Aug 2017, 13:24,
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Alright, 'Tim the Enchanter'.Haha, like in Star Wars!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 21:26,
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It should never be underestimated the narrow space a petrified toddler can get lodged into.
(, Wed 16 Aug 2017, 13:53, closed)
"You're such a GOOD boy, come here and play with my bunny"Doesn't sound so innocent to me
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Aug 2017, 18:25,
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Hello Anya out of Buffy The Vampire Slayer.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 24 Aug 2017, 19:34,
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