Revenge II'Top radio ‘personality’ Christian ‘The OC’ O’Connell once burnt my socks on a campfire whilst I was unconscious on vodka’ bellows Richard mcbeef. ‘One day I will take my revenge, and it will be sweet’. But what can’t *you* ever forgive or forget? What’s still eating you up after many years? Is that why you’re such a bitter, unpleasant person? Tell mummy all about it.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2015, 19:56)
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In my pre-pubescent naivetyI bought some pubes from an older boy, and bragged to my friends that I was the first one to get pubes. Upon humiliatingly realising I had been conned, I plotted revenge against the prankster.
I first attempted to train a pony to bite off his penis, but that plan failed.
So I had his parents murdered, made their corpses into a chilli and tricked him into eating it.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2015, 16:24, 6 replies)
the joke's on youturns out that kid was your half-brother, meaning that you had your own father killed and made into chilli...
but worse, you're a ginger
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 23 Nov 2015, 16:51,
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naivete(, Mon 23 Nov 2015, 20:46, closed)
Can be spelled either way(, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 12:46, closed)
Plagiarism is not an issue.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 24 Nov 2015, 20:23,
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